I will write a short limerick for you

A limerick is a five line poem and I can write one for you, preferable on subjects such as birthdays, mother's days, valentines, maybe. Limericks are short and fun so if you're thinking of making a card, maybe you could put it on that. I would prefer not to write on content that is mature, but rather simple topics. 

If it's for some specific day, like Mother's Day, maybe you could send me some short but memorable moments between you and your mum, or something like that- and I'll do my best to turn it into a limerick and send it to you as fast as possible. 

The limericks may be cheesy, but isn't that the point of a five line poem? They'll get the message you want out fast, that's all.